Namorar, ficar, enrolar, noivar, casar?
A gente tá coisando...
Uma vez levei uma mulher mais velha em casa, ela com 24 e eu com 19.
Meus pais perguntaram quem era e eu devia ter dito:
-É a Deborah, ué.
Adivinhem o que eu disse?
-Minha namorada, vou casar com essa mulher e blá-blá-blá...
Tudo bem que eu tava rindo mas...
A cada palavra o rosto dela ficava mais vermelho e mais desesperado.
Me vi no lugar dela: devia ser o décimo cara que falava essas coisas pra ela.
-Que merda.
Estraguei tudo. Pra variar.
Não precisava ter complicado as coisas, poderia ter sido só mais um almoço clássico de domingo:
Nunca mais transamos. Ela me excluiu do face, nunca mais respondeu minhas mensagens...
Bem, não foi a primeira nem vai ser a última né?
Agora, percebo que tem mulheres iguais á mim: que não querem rótulos, não querem nomes nem pesos. Só querem o peso se for de um amor leve, sem hora pra chegar nem sair.
Aquele amor de madrugada sem compromisso mas completamente compromissado. Aquele amor de criança e todos aqueles jogos de ciúmes...
Aquele amor com perdão infinito e que nem todo o dinheiro do mundo ou um visa preto sem limites podem comprar.
Aquele amor que não se encontra no tinder, ou até se encontra...
Hoje percebi que coisar é melhor que casar
Coisar é melhor que ter uma religião ou até não ter.
Descobri uma coisa: eu coiso.
Meu signo diz muito sobre mim: Australopiteco.
Fica tudo mais simples assim!
Que dia você vai lá em casa?
-No dia do elefante.
-Perfeito!
Eu coiso, tu coisas, ele coisa, nós coisamos, vós coisais e eles coisam.
Vamos coisar?
Ao invés de casar e ter filhos
Vamos ter coisas e coisar na praia, interior ou montanhas!
Você que manda!
Estamos coisando...
Namorar, ficar, enrolar, noivar, casar?
A gente tá coisando...
-English Version-
"We have a thing"
To date, to hook up, get married?
We have a thing...
Someday I took home a girl which was older than me, she had 24 and I 19.
My parents asked who was she and I should've said:
-It's Deborah.
Guess what I have said?
-Ma gf, I will marry this woman and blablabla...
Okay that I was laughing but...
As every word was being said her face was getting brushed and despeared.
I saw myself in her place: It must've been the tenth guy which said
those kind of things to her.
-Damn.
I blew it all. As always.
I didn't have to complicate stuff,
it could've been just another sunday's lunch with family (classic):
We never had sex after that. She took me out of her fb acc and never
awnsered me anymore...
Well, this happened not for the first or last time, right?
Now then, I realized that there are women in this world which think like me:
They don't want names, don't want anymore weight. Just want a soft love, without
time to come or leave.
That kind of love which comes into late night and has no compromise, but
completely compromised. That childhood love with all those jealousy games...
That loved with infinite forgiveness and not even all money in the world or black
credit card could buy.
That love which can't be found on tinder, perhaps could...
Today I realized that it's best to "thing" than to marry
Thing up is better than have a religion or even to have not.
I found out something: I THING.
My zodiac tells a lot about me: australopithecus.
It gets a lot simpler this way!
When are you passing by my place?
-Elephant's day!
-Nice!
I thing, you thig, he she and it things, we thing and they thing.
Let's thing?
Instead of getting married and have kids,
let's have things and thing up in the beach, mountains or countryside!
You command!
We are thinging...
To date, to hook up, get married
We have a thing...
-English Version-
"We have a thing"
To date, to hook up, get married?
We have a thing...
Someday I took home a girl which was older than me, she had 24 and I 19.
My parents asked who was she and I should've said:
-It's Deborah.
Guess what I have said?
-Ma gf, I will marry this woman and blablabla...
Okay that I was laughing but...
As every word was being said her face was getting brushed and despeared.
I saw myself in her place: It must've been the tenth guy which said
those kind of things to her.
-Damn.
I blew it all. As always.
I didn't have to complicate stuff,
it could've been just another sunday's lunch with family (classic):
We never had sex after that. She took me out of her fb acc and never
awnsered me anymore...
Well, this happened not for the first or last time, right?
Now then, I realized that there are women in this world which think like me:
They don't want names, don't want anymore weight. Just want a soft love, without
time to come or leave.
That kind of love which comes into late night and has no compromise, but
completely compromised. That childhood love with all those jealousy games...
That loved with infinite forgiveness and not even all money in the world or black
credit card could buy.
That love which can't be found on tinder, perhaps could...
Today I realized that it's best to "thing" than to marry
Thing up is better than have a religion or even to have not.
I found out something: I THING.
My zodiac tells a lot about me: australopithecus.
It gets a lot simpler this way!
When are you passing by my place?
-Elephant's day!
-Nice!
I thing, you thig, he she and it things, we thing and they thing.
Let's thing?
Instead of getting married and have kids,
let's have things and thing up in the beach, mountains or countryside!
You command!
We are thinging...
To date, to hook up, get married
We have a thing...
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